Monday 31 March 2014

'I want to be rich'! says man from Malawi, who looses manhood following instructions of a witch doctor.

Mr Zulu
A Hyena-(Not the actual animal)
Chamangeli Zulu, from Malawi, whose goal to get rich quick, prompted him to accept and do anything to achieve his aim! he was instructed by a witch doctor to loose some of his body parts. Zulu says he inquired from some rich men in his area and was told same thing...hahaha, funny! He was instructed by his witch doctor to strip fully naked and go into the Zambian bush, he got attacked by a hyena, loosing his penis and three toes! Even after the incident, he says he still hopes to get rich. He was lucky to be found alive.  My question is, if this madness works and he gets rich, what happens when the bevies of women come chasing, what's he gonna tell em? 

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